[2] Filch also had a difficulty in recognising potions, due to his lack of magical knowledge as he did not notice the love potions disguised as perfumes and cough potions by the Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes,[70] nor did he notice the poisoned mead sent in by Madam Rosmerta (while under the Imperius Curse cast by Draco Malfoy), showing he was not particularly observant despite his obsessive personality. Hermione makes a brief appearance as well. We ask that you follow our rules and guidelines by visiting the Policy Category. In the evening of 1 May 1998, Argus Filch was patrolling the corridors while Harry Potter and Luna Lovegood went to Ravenclaw Tower. [31], Harry Potter and the Philosopher's StoneFilch tries to catch the trio and Neville Longbottom breaking rules, By 1991, Filch had Mrs Norris, his cat, following Rubeus Hagrid every time he went up into the Castle. Five years after their marriage, Harry and Ginny encounter new and disturbing challenges to their marriage and their happiness. It's rather depraved. [42] Filch helped secure the Castle on Professor Dumbledore's instruction, lowering the portcullis and bolting the front doors of the Clock Tower. The dark side of Gilderoy Lockhart's one-sided love for Henrietta. Develop your characters. He hated it. Please bear in mind that this list could hardly be comprehensive because there are so many fantastic pairings and stories to choose from, and feel free to share your own favorites in the comments. When Ginny finds a discarded recipe from the twin's fledgling business, she realizes she and Harry can use it to get rid of his enemies - and get some pleasure out of it in return. Harry Potter and his sister Alison by Melanie Anderson 663K 13K 45 What if Harry had a little sister? Were giving away a stack of our 20 favorite books of the year. Listopia Harry Potter FanFiction All of the best novel length Harry Potter FanFiction stories. [35], At the beginning of the 1992-1993 school year, Harry Potter and Ronald Weasley arrived at school, not via the Hogwarts Express, but in Arthur Weasley's Flying Ford Anglia; Minerva McGonagall, their Head of House, gave them different punishments. They were given detention in the Forbidden Forest, along with deductions of fifty house points each. So, it used to be true crack, but somehow I made the end emotional. [54] Umbridge was a sadistic woman who, like Filch, enjoyed torturing and punishing students. Harry starts a new path for his life in the summer after second year. InThe Dragon and the Roseby drcjsnider,generations collide when Rose Weasley gets intimate with Draco Malfoy. [78] By 1 September 1997, Severus Snape was made Headmaster of Hogwarts while his fellow Death Eaters, Alecto Carrow and Amycus Carrow became the Muggle Studies and Defence Against the Dark Arts teachers respectively, as well as Deputy Heads.[79]. Velhomaailmassa on monia erikoisia perinteit, jotkut niist ovat Harrylle iloisia ylltyksi. He wanted Lockhart to stop, but was powerless. This is a Triwizard clue! [18], In December, Filch attended the Christmas feast, in which he departed with his usual brown coat and wore a very old and rather mouldy-looking tailcoat. As Dolores Umbridge was a sadist who enjoyed torturing students, Filch could relate to her views on a number of levels. [16] When she was Petrified by Salazar Slytherin's Basilisk, Filch was devastated and started sobbing, which made Harry Potter feel slightly sorry for him, though he felt a lot more sorry for himself, fearing he might be expelled. [18], The caretaker had punished them many times during their Hogwarts years, for their trouble-making. Speaking of strange, ever wondered how you have sex with a ghost? [13] Filch also did not care for Hagrid as a professor and treated him as if he were inferior, possibly because he was half-giant. Erotic Heatby AnnaBelle Rose22 features Rose and Lily Luna, but also Ginny and Harry. Umbridge left Hogwarts the day before the end of term, having crept out during dinnertime in hope to depart undetected. So, the Legends, along with Harry Potter, Lena Luthor, and Kara Danvers, along with some guests, read the Harry Potter series. [68] During the Start-of-Term Feast, Albus Dumbledore informed the students that Filch had asked him to remind the them that there was a blanket ban on any joke items bought at Fred and George Weasley's shop, Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes. ), theres a Harry Potter erotica fanfic thats right for you. Destiny is not written in stone Before he can process these recent events, he and many others are invited to the Room of Requirement to read a very special set of books. He left Harry and ran to find Peeves, excited that he might finally be able to pursuade Dumbledore to kick Peeves out of Hogwarts. What if Lockhart had prevented Harry from following the voice in the pipes? He was surprised and displeased when he realised that Mrs Norris was showing Alanza affection. Albus is having the worst birthday ever, and James comes to his rescue. [65], No one, however, could compete with the master of chaos, Peeves. [72] Hagrid, on his side, insulted Filch, calling him "that old git",[13] and a "sneakin' Squib", when the latter insulted him. Harry Potter and the Prisoner of AzkabanFred and George to Harry Potter about the trouble they cause Filch, The twins Fred and George Weasley had as bad a relationship with Filch as Filch had had with Peeves ever since their first year. tip: katekyou "alternate universe" sort:>words. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. Due perhaps to cosmic ineffability one of these summer school kids can lead the Elric brothers to precisely who the Truth had in mind. [2], During the next years, Harry disliked Filch even more, especially when the caretaker took the side of Dolores Umbridge, during Harry's fifth year. That's what fanfiction is about. Harry didnt want to react this way. During this time, he became more vicious than ever, and wrote students up for things like "breathing loudly" and "looking happy". [30], During this school year, he tasked Jacob's sibling with finding a missing Mrs Norris. Harry is in his 2nd year when he gets another detention from Lockhart. This is a story in which Harry has sex with just about everyone. In early February, Professor Sprout kindly assured Filch she would have Mrs Norris back in no time, as the Mandrakes, who were maturing for the Mandrake Restorative Draught, were already moody, secretive, and with acne. [80] It is unknown whether this was for his loyalty to Snape, his long years of service to the school, or his ability to catch troublemakers through his extensive knowledge of the Castle's secrets. [56] Umbridge started passing Educational Decrees to suppress and outlaw behaviour of which the Ministry did not approve. [15], Filch frequently patrolled the hallways at night-time, hunting down students wandering out of bed and looking for excuses to give them detentions. [70], In the evening of the Slug Club Christmas party, on 20 December, Filch caught Draco Malfoy lurking in an upstairs corridor, most likely going to the Room of Requirement to repair the Vanishing Cabinet. Work Search: ! Came the screeching of Molly Weasley who had taken to clearing Lockhearts signing table and laying spread eagle on her back, knickers round her ankles. When I say realistic, I mean it in terms of the portrayal of the Second Wizarding War and how it affects the Muggles, the detail that went into expanding the Harry . Thus, the caretaker started to support Umbridge and follow her orders. Harry Potter Wiki is a FANDOM Movies Community. Harry has won the Triwizard Tournament, Cedric is dead, and Voldemort is back. If you need help, you can contact: The Bureaucrats: HarryPotter512 and Scarletmoon579 The Administrators: Aliceandjasperforever, Hermione524 and Philered Our Head-Boy: Philered Our Biggest Contributor . In 1991, Harry and Ron managed to get on Filch's bad side on their very first day at Hogwarts School, when he and Ronald Weasley got lost and inadvertently tried to enter the out-of-bounds third-floor corridor. The next year, he was responsible for recognising Dark objects that were brought into Hogwarts. During their next meeting about the Ball, Filch brought it up and Pince was eventually convinced. He was later approached by Jacob's sibling who was concerned about Pince's plan for the Ball and told him Pince loved gorgeous settings such as such as flowers, music and refreshments instead. Remus catches their breath, eyes opening as they wake. Despite working at a school, Filch deeply resented the students and was greatly disliked by them in return,[13] and some members of the staff, as well. Draco Malfoy, well aware of Filch's overly trust of Rosmerta, took advantage of it by sneaking in a cursed necklace and poisoned mead in an attempt to assassinate Professor Dumbledore.[75]. Filch signed the students out in a queue in the Entrance Hall. [37], During the school year, Filch tried to improve his status as a Squib using a Kwikspell course. Dungbombs and Stink Pellets were frequently dropped in the corridors, so that students performed Bubble-Head Charms on themselves to get a supply of fresh air. He seemed to be bitter and embarrassed about not being able to use magic, as was demonstrated when Harry Potter accidentally discovered his Kwikspell letters in 1992. Gilderoy Lockhart is 100% used to getting what he wants and this time is no different. [80] Filch was kept working at Hogwarts in his capacity of caretaker. Argus Filch seemed so interested in punishing rebellious students in the old manners. In contrast to this warning, Hagrid remained his jovial self and tried to assure all of them that they were safe. Harry really did love him to allow him such an honor. Wake up the whole castle, will you? Filch first demanded they confess to having set off a Dungbomb in the Gryffindor common room, given their habit of trouble (which was in fact the work of Fred and George Weasley). [12] Filch waged a constant war against the students and Peeves, the school's resident poltergeist. He was different like the so few Wizards who has female body parts. Ships included in the order that they're tagged. Sybill Trelawney has a catastrophic vision: Teantaichean, the terrifying monster of a thousand tentacles, is summoned by a treacherous wizard who desires the destruction of all the wizards world. Well, he thinks so, and he intends to act on it. Not enough for you? Filch even threatened Harry after finding him standing by the petrified Mrs Norris, Dumbledore had to calm him down. Years later, he's determined to make Harry more than a friend. [40], On 1 September, 1993, Filch attended the Start-of-Term Feast, and stood in the raised platform by the High Table while the school choir and orchestra led a presentation of Something Wicked This Way Comes. So this erotic fanfic has a little bit to offer to both the canon fans and the WolfStar believers. There will be many of both. There is a small corner of the Internet dedicated to those of us who prefer the canonical Harry Potter couples. Despite his magical parentage, Filch was a Squib, meaning he could not perform magic. [54] He was also probably the one to affix the notices with the Decree on the noticeboards of the Common Rooms. The other teachers, who could have removed the swamp in an instant, preferred instead to watch Umbridge struggle. [4] The Map was later brought back to Filch's office and kept there until Fred and George Weasley 'nicked' it during their first year, 19891990 school year, at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry after being hauled to his office for letting off a Dungbomb in a corridor. [67] Filch brought her her luggage, as she was stopped by a mob of Daily Prophet reporters who took pictures of her escape. I'll have you, Peeves, I'll have you, you'll and what is this? [57], In the morning before the first school trip to Hogsmeade of the school year, Filch matched the names of those visiting the village to the long list of students who had permission from their parents or guardian to do so. Harry felt no dread, no terror, no anger or fury or resentment. [82] The battle recommenced shortly afterwards, and it all ended when Lord Voldemort was finally defeated and killed by Harry Potter in the Great Hall. [2], Sometime in January, 1993, Moaning Myrtle flooded her bathroom after Ginny Weasley tried to dispose of Tom Riddle's diary in her bathroom. Midway through the train ride, the Dementors board the train and Harry's life is never the same. [70] Unbeknownst to Harry, Filch and Pince had indeed shared a romantic relationship starting in 1989, when the two attended the Valentine's Day Ball together. Yes, this is a brother/brother smut story. She moved over and greeted Harry with a hug and a kiss which caused Hermione to flinch. Filch also appeared to respect Headmaster Albus Dumbledore very much. [2] It can be assumed that Filch was grateful after Mrs Norris was cured. Or even just one page. [14], During the school year, a mysterious, dangerous monster roamed around the Castle and tried to attack muggle-born students. [24], During this school year, he also caught Jacob's sibling with Nicholas de Mimsy-Porpington in the Potions Classroom. I'm coming to get you, Peeves You've gone and stolen a Triwizard clue, Peeves Dumbledore'll have you out of here for this, you filthy, pilfering poltergeistFilch's paranoia with Peeves, after Harry Potter (under his Invisibility Cloak) drops his Golden egg. I bet you'll think twice about breaking a school rule again, won't you, eh? [34] The caretaker took them to Minerva McGonagall's office, where they were joined by Neville Longbottom and Draco Malfoy who had also been caught out of bed. Author: MyGinevra Published: 2015-09-26 Length: 424 pages Reviews: 0 reviews Letters From the Edge Genres: Drama , Romance Filch shouted in a hysterical voice about all the work he would have mopping up all night, and ran to Headmaster Dumbledore slamming a door behind him.[37]. [8], Near the start of the 19891990 school year, Jacob's sibling approached Filch in his office, where they asked him if he had seen their brother Jacob who had been spotted on school grounds. Filch later took Mrs Norris to the pet gathering, telling her to behave after she hissed at Fang again. An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works Community content is available under. Professor, something is poking my bum. [44], That same year, Harry Potter was given the Marauder's Map by Fred and George Weasley, using it to sneak into Hogsmeade Village and walk throughout the castle, without Filch noticing him. [13], Filch lived in a dingy and windowless office containing filing cabinets with detailed records of all the students Filch had disciplined. Harry wanted him to do stuff for money, so Gilderoy naturally did as he was told. Once upon a time, Harry Potter and his schoolmates grew up and had kids, and those kids had sex. [62] Also, as Umbridge granted Filch permission to torture misbehaving students,[64] whereas Dumbledore would never even think of such things, he had loyalty to her. Harry Potter and the Last Horcrux by Mike, aka Full Pensieve, is one of the most well-written and realistic HP fanfic that I've ever read. From since Harry was at an early age, his father disdained him. Professor Dumbledore took full responsibility for the group, and was to be escorted to the Ministry, where he would be formally charged, and then sent to Azkaban to await trial for conspiracy and sedition. Find moreerotic stories here. Handsby iamisaac is erotic fiction starring Albus and Teddy Lupin. [47] During the Hallowe'en feast on 31 October, Filch wore his mouldy old tailcoat and added chairs to accommodate Igor Karkaroff, Olympe Maxime, Ludovic Bagman, and Bartemius Crouch Senior at the Staff Table. Filch helped the students evacuate during the Battle of Hogwarts in 1998 and participated in the battle himself. Filch warned Snape at once and Harry, while trying to avoid them, hid in an unused classroom and stumbled into the Mirror of Erised for the first time. Thank you for signing up! A prompt from Kamerreon's Prompt Generator. Manage all your favorite fandoms in one place! Suspecting it was linked to the Cursed Vaults, he was about to report to Dumbledore, but spotted Professor Severus Snape first and told him instead. A Question of Valueby Inell pairs Hermione with Percy Weasley on the Quidditch Pitch. In this extremely strange erotic fanfic, Hogwarts is lonely and the giant squid is there to fill those halls. [70] Filch was also caretaker when Snape was a student at Hogwarts. 1. In the evening of 20 April, 1996, Marietta Edgecombe denounced the unsanctioned Dumbledore's Army to Dolores Umbridge. InThe Ladderby Cheryl Dyson, the couple gets frisky in the library. [72] He had a horrible, pouchy[51] and pasty face[14] and bulging, pale eyes,[7] along with sunken, veined cheeks. With so many compelling characters in the Potterverse, its no surprise that non-canon erotica makes up the majority of the erotic Harry Potter fanfic out there. Please, dont do this. He squeezed his eyes shut as cold air came in contact with his semi-erect cock. Harry finds a butt plug that makes the person with it in them horny as hell. "Well at least we know Potter's an . PEEVES! Filch was also charged with restoring the Fat Lady's portrait,[42] and he did so expertly. Numerous pairings, including heterosexual and various LGBTQ+ oneshots, mainly involving Harry but also includes other relationships. Clearly, Im not the only Potterhead who feels this way as Romione erotica seems to be the most abundant out of all of the canon erotica out there. Chapter Text. Ronald Weasley demanded to know what did it matter if the students were smuggling Dark objects out of the premises, and his cheek earned him a few jabs with the Sensor. Dont forget to leave a comment about your favorite Harry Potter pairing or erotic fanfic. He was favoured by his mother and neglected by his father. This series is a collection of one-shots in which Hermione explores several different lesbian relationships. Disclaimer I don't own anything but my own ocs Add to library4.3kDiscussion 448Suggest tags Sigh, Teenagers 213 pages 6 months ago Selantro by snarkysweetness. Once there, Slughorn said that he had not issued him an invitation. The area was roped off, and Filch was given the task of getting students across it to their classrooms in a small punt. What are they doing here? Harry Potter and The Last Horcrux is not like most HP fanfiction. Goodreads allows fanfiction if they are completed, self-published, and book-length. InAs I Walk From My Machine by tamlane, Percy moves on to Astoria Greengrass after, on behalf on the Ministry of Magic, he puts out an ad asking for subjects to test experimental sex magic and Astoria answers the call. Filch talked to her and called her "my sweet". Its a short and simple tale of two men getting ready together and getting a little distracted. If youre more interested in everyone having sex with everyone else (including twincest), tryMake A Noteby Inell. Oliver and Percy are back for this one, and so is Marcus. Filch, later, brought the jewel-encrusted casket with the Goblet of Fire inside. Book 6, Brotherhood. [72] Filch thought that Hagrid was an oaf, and he also told Mrs Norris, his cat, to watch Hagrid when he entered the castle. At the end of the year, Filch attended the End-of-Term Feast, reunited with his cat. ARTHUR WHERE IS MY IMPREGNATION? Hearing this, Filch thought that Peeves stole the egg. On the night stand, beside a plate that was empty but for a few crumbs, lay his wand and glasses. At the end of the day, Umbridge was dishevelled, sweaty-faced and soot-blackened from trying to extinguish the fireworks, and Filch set one of his brooms ablaze when he tried to swat at the fireworks in midair. He apparently realised the Ministry of Magic was going to interfere at Hogwarts that school year, and clapped enthusiastically. They were saved by Quirinus Quirrell, who vouched for them while passing by. And above all, who is the mysterious and elusive guest? Editors Note, 6/22/2020: Following are the works of independent creators. Filch also had the responsibility of checking all the owls to prevent potentially harmful objects from entering the premises. He even put a chair against the wall to keep guard there. This story a sweet mix of unrequited love and BDSM. There are quite a few episodes already, so if you want to get your Harry Potter erotica fix while on the go, this podcast is your answer! A joyous retelling of the Diagon Alley trip in Harrys second year with the Weasleys. [64] They did not leave instructions on how to remove the swamp and as such, Umbridge and Filch tried fruitlessly different means of removing it. Harry Potter once speculated that there was "something going on" romantically between Filch and Irma Pince, the equally ancient and irascible Hogwarts librarian. Filch attended the Start-of-Term Feast in the evening of 1 September, 1995 in which he stood by the double doors leading to the Entrance Hall, and listened attentively to Dolores Umbridge's speech. You filthy little beasts would never have dropped Stink Pellets if you'd known I had it in my power to whip you raw, would you, now? It's me, Harry." Harry said calmly. and the two argued loudly as Harry and Hermione hurried off on Hagrid's instruction. Harry sank into one of the trick steps and got stuck in it, making his golden egg break open and wail. Harry looked into Hermione's eyes. The strange gifts he has, and isn't going to question, should help in that regard. One of the most popular male on male couples in the Harry Potter fandom are Sirius Black/Remus Lupin (WolfStar). Neville Longbottom has a romp with Luna Lovegood inWhat if I Do It Wrong? Arthur is fascinated by Harry's stretch marks. It'll be worse for you if you do.Filch's sadistic enjoyment when punishing students. Gilderoy Lockhart destroyed more than his memory that day in the Chamber of Secrets. Filch fought a running war with Peeves, the Poltergeist, and the two were sworn enemies for more than twenty-five years. Dont worry, however. Why should he feel bad about that? Yes, this is Draco Malfoy and an apple. Filch confiscated a shrunken head from Vincent Crabbe. [9] Filch never ceased his futile efforts to get Peeves expelled from the castle, and Peeves never stopped taunting Filch. [45], After Sirius Black's second break-in in the evening of 5 February, Filch bustled around the corridors boarding up everything from tiny cracks in the walls to mouse holes. This is the case with the popular fan pairing Drapple. [38] His cat was cured via the administration of Professor Sprouts Mandrake Restorative Draught, brewed with Professor Sprout's Mandrakes. Filch almost caught Harry Potter, Ronald Weasley, Hermione Granger, and Neville Longbottom, but they successfully managed to hide in the Forbidden Corridor as Peeves refused to share any information with Filch. To annoy Filch, Peeves would trap Mrs Norris in suits of armour,[65] drop chandeliers,[65] play tennis against the Castle walls in the middle of the night,[34] stick wads of gum in keyholes[85] and caused general mayhem, which Filch was later responsible for fixing and cleaning up. Argus Filch was a rheumatic man[62] with hunched-shoulders[9] and a hunchback. When you buy through these links, we may earn an affiliate commission. However, Dumbledore managed to convince Filch that Harry was not responsible, as he could not have performed such Dark magic, being twelve years old at the time. When he realised that Jacob was their brother, he told them he should punish them while he still had the chance, given their brother's bad reputation. He also told him that someone had broken into his personal office. I scoured the Internet to find the crme de la crme of Harry Potter erotica, and now I bring you a collection of some of the Internets Erotic Wizarding World highlights. She jumped and hugged Harry, almost knocking him to the ground. AU. [53], Prior to the start of the school term, Filch fastened the list of forbidden items to his office door in an attempt to make students read it. On one occasion, he terrified a pair of first-year girls into hysterics. [71], On 19 December, Harry Potter and Hermione Granger argued and speculated whether or not Filch and Madam Pince were secretly in love with each other. Every Tuesday, hosts Allie LeFevere, Lyndsay Rush, and Danny Chapman read a new chapter of Harry Potter erotic fanfiction. [81] The caretaker stayed in the Castle during the battle,[82] although it is unknown how, as a Squib, he participated in the battle; perhaps he stayed to tend to the fighters' injuries or to aid the Hogwarts forces with his extensive knowledge of the Castle layout and secret passages. ENEMIES OF THE HEIR, BEWARE", causing Filch tremendous stress and concern: he believed that Harry Potter was the one who petrified her, as he knew that Filch was a Squib. [77], He admitted he liked that "Madam Pince won't stand for rule breaking" and he liked it "in a witch". Poda se mu ho probrat a odvede ho k sob, protoe Harry odmtne se pemstit do nemocnice Sv. Centaurs are infamous within the Harry Potter fandom for possibly raping a Harry Potter villain off-screen. It is unknown what was made of Filch, or even if he was mistreated by the Carrows simply for being a Squib. However, when he returned to his office, he learned that Harry had read his letter about Kwikspell courses. It was during a day like the others that certain Harry Potter characters found themselves locked up in a house. [15] In the 1977-1978 school year, Filch, probably on a tip-off from Severus Snape, whose obsession it had become to expose his arch-rival, James Potter in wrongdoing, confiscated the Marauder's Map after the Marauders over-reached themselves and were cornered. . Once again, this story features the surprise star of M/M Harry Potter erotica, Percy Weasley. After a rough summer with his family, Harry is just happy to see his friends again. This is Aaron Taylor-Johnson from Nowhere Boy. In 1995, when Dolores Umbridge became High Inquisitor at Hogwarts, Filch gladly supported her. [65] Due to all those misdeeds, Filch prowled the corridors with a horsewhip ready in his hands, desperate to catch students in the act, but the problem was that there were now so many of them, he never knew which way to turn. [70][71] Most of the staff appeared to dislike Filch's grumpy and antipathetic personality, such as Minerva McGonagall, who could often be irritated by his behaviour (to the point of forgoing her usual politeness with fellow staff by calling him a "blithering idiot"),[9] and Horace Slughorn, who intended to report him for being more concerned about cleaning up than with the students' security. After he opened a book that screamed, Filch arrived on the scene almost immediately but was unable to see Harry. After this, he was forced to award them ten house points, much to his and Mrs Norris's displeasure. Out of the Fire and into the Cupboard by HalfASlug. Youve been warned. [25], During the 19881989 school year, the Marauder's Map was stolen from his office by a thief that he suspected to be Peeves. Severus Snape joined them, and killed Albus Dumbledore atop the Tower[75] (in fact, Snape was a double agent and was working on Dumbledore's orders, meaning since Dumbledore was already slowly dying, Snape's killing of him was a mercy killing).[76]. Harry cast this jinx twice, to general applause, on an unsuspecting Argus Filch. Any necessary warnings will be at the top of each chapter, and a little summary will be there as well if you're reading this for the meagre plot included (There's no discernible reason you would be, it's smut) and don't want to read that particular chapter. [21], During the 19851986 school year, Filch allowed Jacob's sibling and Penny Haywood to have Fang and Jacob's sibling's cat approach Mrs Norris, so Fang overcome his fear of cats. Language: English Words: 45,464 Chapters: 19 /? Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious. (Set during second year and wil progress from there without Voldemort rising)Warning: Read at your own risk. Delegations of students from Beauxbatons Academy of Magic and Durmstrang Institute came to Hogwarts in order to watch the Tournament and sign up to be chosen as one of the champions. Harry Potter is such a beautiful, erotic boy, and Gilderoy will have him wrapped tightly around his finger in the time it takes you to say Boggart. [75] His obsession with the castle's cleanliness led him to neglect actual security at times, as he forgot to lock the doors at least one time even in the more dangerous hours, something Slughorn reprimanded him for. [18], When Valentine's Day was around the corner, Madam Pince, who was entrusted by Albus Dumbledore to organise the Valentine's Day Ball, talked to Filch about the arrangements. Despite their truthful claims that they were lost, Filch did not believe them and threatened to lock them in the dungeons. No matter what your interests, if youre a Harry Potter fan (and who isnt? 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